



Issue 08 - 47University
September 2023
Featuring: Alexa Dark and the 47University Class of 2023
Welcome to 47University! Majors include motherology, slayology, yas studies, and IDGAF war history!
Our students have provided you with a guide on how to make your upcoming school year the best it can be. With fall fashion, fall recipes, study tips, and so much more, we can ensure that you’ll be ready to tackle the 47University Campus.
Sit back, grab some girl dinner, boy lunch, or nonbinary breakfast from the 47Cafe, and enjoy your introduction to your new university!
See you around,
Dr. Bluemle and Ms. Querrazzi
47University Principals


God’s, Man, and A Secret Third Thing: How Dennis the play twists classical framework into a charged, imaginative, fever dream.



One of Us, For All of Us: Zohran Mamdani’s New York Revolution



Mayor Mamdani Knows Your Name.



The Black Guy Dies First



The Rise of Coogler



Women in Horror: Revenge of the Stereotype



How to Not Be the Non-Confrontational FriendHow to Not Be the Non-Confrontational Friend



Editors Note



HALLO-WEEKEND SAFETY: 8 TIPS TO STAY SAFE ON HALLOWEEN NIGHT


Today’s the Day, not Tomorrow: WHATMORE Radiates Modern Nostalgia.


Gen Z’s Guide to Using AI Without Cheating


What’s Fizzin’?


5 Things I Wish I Did Differently As An Undergrad



Student Saves: My favorite student discounts!


What we're looking for: How to find the right internship.



9 Study Tips for Students with ADHD


Back to School Shopping: 7 Tips to Avoid Overconsumption This Year


We Need Libraries Just as Much as They Need Us



From Broad City to Too Much: The Return of The Twenties on TV



Can’t Look Elsewhere from Meg Elsier


Girlhood, but make it NYFW: How Sandy Liang has transformed the runway.



Countrification: The New Wave of Fashion?



Pearl Live In Brooklyn: Letting The Girls Be Hot



Bring Back Comedy: How American High is Bringing New Life to the Coming-of-Age Comedy in the Digital Age


Games! Games! Games!



Hope That It Didn’t See You – The Creativity Behind Internet-Based Horror Stories



Binge, Stan, Repeat: Television Fandom in the Times of Stan Culture and Streaming



Confessions of an Ex-Nymphet


Clothes and Culture: An Interview with HOESFORCLOTHES founder, Sasha Tarnovsky



Country Music, Consumer Capitalism, and the Not So Subtle Rise in Conservatism



Beauty is in the Eye of the iPhone Holder

Gen-Z infautation with 2000s/2010 Nostalgia



Captivating Sounds: Highlights From THE THING's Live Residency



Superman (2025) Review - James Gunn’s Man of Steel Swoops In to Save the DCU



Mid-20s Crisis: A Gen-Z Coming of Age


The Beauty of An Unhinged Pursuit of Self in The Jag



Brewing Empathy Through Film: An Interview with Gabriel Noble, Writer/Director of A Cup of Tea



Cab Ellis’ Self-Titled Third Album Refuses To Sit Still



Harvey Brittain's Latest EP my heart keeps score



Why We Celebrate Caribbean American Heritage Month in June



A Sit Down with Lana Love


The Empire and The Exit


The Finale


The Separation of Sex and State



Clown Core 101: How To Make Fashion Fun Again with Gabe ‘GG’ Gabennesch



Painted Faces, Real Power: The Transformative World of Drag and the Strength of Community



An Interview with a Circus Performer



Songs to Listen to While a Fascist Attempts to Ruin Your Country



Hair as Self-Expression: How Queer Barbershops and Salons Empower LGBTQ+ Communities



Places Everyone: JJ Niemann Gets Real About His Life On Stage.
ISSUE 08 MASTHEAD
Editor-In-Chief, Executive Editor, Director of Photography:
Mark Bluemle
Editorial Director, Creative Director, Executive Director:
Sophia Querrazzi
Editor at Large, Copy Chief:
Grace Bugin
Entertainment and Music Editor, Editorial Assistant:
Ashley Murphy
Social Media Coordinator, Production Management, Creative Direction:
Jake Pranian
Creative Direction, Production Management, Casting, Styling:
Ka'enaaloha Watson
Assistant Entertainment and music Editor:
Toni Desiree
Assistant Director of Photography:
Sophia Keefe
Assistant Social Media Coordinator:
Jazzi Almestica
Graphic Art Director, Issue 08 Covers
Chloe Amen
Print Director:
Catalina Torres
movement director:
claire goldes
Styling:
Diamond Durant












